These threads are fucking retarded
The Dicklick Brigade
Released August 31, 2013
Recorded August 31, 2013
Length 70:19
Produced by tide !editXjOwS.

These threads are fucking retarded is the ninety-eighth studio album by The Dicklick Brigade, originally recorded and released on August 31, 2013. It is available for download here: [1] The original thread can be viewed here: [2]

Background and receptionEdit

As was documented on the album Very exclusive audio from the future of malc overdosing himself during recording sessions of dicklick brigade #98, longtime producer Malcolm Mooney overdosed during the recording sessions for this album, resulting in a rather different sound for the band overall. His death inspired a darker tone for the album, the content of which is rich with situational irony, black comedy, and emotional shock. Critics were taken aback by the record, calling it "their rapiest sounding album yet", with some even deriding it as a social injustice. The juxtaposition of "Even Hell Is Colder" against "lelvis" was cited as a particularly disturbing combination by many. Listeners from YouTube, however, called the album "pretty good actually", citing "You Nostalgia, You Lose" as a high point-- one reviewer stated: "i'm a 90s kid too i was born in 1996, eveything was better bacj then ESPECALY CARTONES, thumps up if this sogn made u rememer the 90's!!1"

Track ListingEdit

  1. "Miles per Davis" - 3:52
  2. "dat album title" - 0:55
  3. "everyone wait a minute while cal comes up with some gold" - 4:10
  4. "malc funeral" - 2:17
  5. "55 for my small cocks le white man face xD" - 2:21
  6. "not all women are needy, thats why they dont need me" - 2:16
  7. "I'm Single Because I'm Always Right" - 2:59
  8. "inside is yellow :)" - 4:19
  9. "Even Hell Is Colder" - 9:04
  10. "lelvis" - 4:10
  11. "vaporwave is so easy" - 6:28
  12. "I have finally acquired the means necessary to capture footage from my Atari 2600" - 0:42
  13. "You Nostalgia, You Lose" - 11:31
  14. "Cats Purring On Overdrive The Sound of Your $6,000 Earspeakers Dieing" - 1:49
  15. "Fresh" - 3:21
  16. "Bitches and My Dick (A Romance)" - 1:25
  17. "all eyez on kids" - 4:10
  18. "I Got Kicked in the Dick" - 1:39
  19. "Remember that ARG with the russian girl and the secret webcam?" - 2:39
  20. "Bound 1" - 0:19

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